if you think about it it’s actually really weird that hair just pokes out of our skin and grows
forgive me father for i have sin-ed.. and cos-ed.. and tan-ed.. hahaha also i killed my trigonometry teacher
people’s old facebook statuses are what i live for
*breaks leg* but..are my eyebrows okay?
this needs to happen
all my friends make fun of my phone because its held together with tape and i can’t afford a smartphone so i dressed him up to boost his self esteem because nobody would dare mock the king of phones